http://decadentist.blogsome.com Where all the sick puppies come to hide from the cops Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:57:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect http://decadentist.blogsome.com/2005/12/14/incest-quickies-ii/ I’m going to go ahead and get the rape jokes going as well. First a few facts about rape or “surprise sex”: In the United States, more men get raped every year than women. Don’t go to jail. The most vile rapist ever is Brian Peppers. Google him for nightmares. “Rape kit” has ... http://decadentist.blogsome.com/2005/12/14/rape-jokes/ This is some good writing right here: This evening, I shall shower, shave, slap on a little Aqua Velva, and put on my best suit. I’ll shine my shoes up nice, fold a silk handkerchief into my breast pocket, and adjust my jacket to be sure my colostomy bag isn’t bulging ... http://decadentist.blogsome.com/2005/10/26/a-story-from-fuckedcompany/ A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: “I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.” “Is your little girl sexually active?” asks the druggist. “Nah, she just lays there like her mother.” A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks, “Daddy, ... http://decadentist.blogsome.com/2005/10/26/incest-quickies/ Q: How do you know when it’s midnight at Michael Jackson’s house? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several ... http://decadentist.blogsome.com/2005/10/26/michael-jackson/ Q: What file do you use to make a small hole into a big hole? A: Pedophile Q: What’s the best thing about fucking a two year old? A: Your dick looks huge in the photographs! A guy and a girl are having sex, and the girl says, “Don’t you think it was presumptuous ... http://decadentist.blogsome.com/2005/10/26/quickies/