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December 14, 2005

Rape jokes

Filed under: Rape jokes

I’m going to go ahead and get the rape jokes going as well. First a few facts about rape or “surprise sex”:
In the United States, more men get raped every year than women. Don’t go to jail.
The most vile rapist ever is Brian Peppers. Google him for nightmares.
“Rape kit” has a very different meaning to rapist and rape investingators

For me, rape is about minimizing the human contact between me and my victim. It’s about finding a warm, supple female body with a tight hole to squirt in so I can relieve my urges. Building a dungeon, chaining them up, controlling them, feeding them? That’s a committment I’m not ready to make.

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