Quickies
Q: What file do you use to make a small hole into a big hole?
A: Pedophile
Q: What’s the best thing about fucking a two year old?
A: Your dick looks huge in the photographs!
A guy and a girl are having sex, and the girl says, “Don’t you think it was presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on the first date?”
The man replies, “Don’t you think ‘presumptuous’ is a big word for a second-grader?”
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in the basement of my house.
Q: What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.