Michael Jackson
Q: How do you know when it’s midnight at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A: He heard that boys’ pants were 1/2 off.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What’s the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small
children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams
every night?
A: Hanson.
Q: What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.
Q: Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A: Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night…
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson:
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he’ll
have no choice but to make him a priest.
FBI have raided Michael Jackson’s house:
They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living
room and Class 5C in his bedroom.
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new
baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, “Doctor, how long before
we can have sex?” “I’d wait until he’s at least 14,” the doctor replies.