Incest quickies
A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: “I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.”
“Is your little girl sexually active?” asks the druggist.
“Nah, she just lays there like her mother.”
A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks, “Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”
“That’s a Penis, honey.”
“When am I going to get one of those?” she asked, innocently.
“As soon as Mommy goes to the Mall.”